my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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