Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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