He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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