That's intense
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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