It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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