okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
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She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
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I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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