Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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