Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
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He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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