Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
She's like a pop up book from hell.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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