All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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