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  • Pig tail grabbing is for doggy style, not blow jobs dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:06pm
  • I like when their hair hangs over their face while they're sucking on my cock. Just brush it back for them a little so they don't get strands in their mouth and let them do their delicious thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:06pm
  • Here's an important bit of advice: don't be an asshole when a girl treats you to a blowjob. She has teeth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:32pm
    • 3:32/ 12:11, no no, if you have pigtails, they now equal handlebars. Thats in the rule book.

      Submitted by 1n1_4now on Jul 20, 10 at 6:42am
  • I used to date a girl that loved it when I made her choke on my cock. Some girls digg it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:21pm
  • 12:08 Do mothers in the grocery store beat you for pulling their little girls pig tails?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:24pm
  • i agree with 12:06 i love when a guy brushes the hair out of my face when im blowing him. or when his body tenses up and his hand tightens on my hair

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:01pm
  • Well, it doesn't. It means you're not getting another fine BJ from that young lady.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:16pm
  • i looooove having my ponytail pulled , or my hair played with, it feels amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:47pm
  • I agree with 1206, let's us girls do wht we do best. But if our hair is down, it would be nice of u too keep it out of our mouth, then our full attention will be on you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:11pm
  • Oooh but I like the second 12:06. That's a woman that knows how to fuck right. -12:06

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:11pm
  • In Soviet Russia, YOU GIVE PIG BJ!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:58pm
  • pig tails are to be grabbed at any and all times. if her hair is in pig tails it is your obligation as a God fearing man to yank on them all through out the day regardless of what the activity may be- grocery shopping, anal, the list goes on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:08pm
  • the captain you are so retarded why dont you just shut the hell up or just be funnier

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:21pm
  • in soviet russia, pig tail grabs you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:39pm
  • So that's why they call him cap'n crunch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:47pm
  • 3:32. smartest person on this thread.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:49pm
  • Jesus saves ....... He passes to Moses ....... Moses shoots ...... And he scores ;) now we're all happy.

    Submitted by janesaddiction on Oct 21, 10 at 8:43am
  • 12:59 Their are 2 12:06's. I'm not sure which one your vitriol is directed towards, but the second one, and for that matter 12:53 is female. Because I posted both of them. Pulling hair during blow jobs is bad, there are exceptions here and there, but for most don't do it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:09pm
  • She was quite pleasant. thank you for allowing me to toss her salad young man. Rimjob John

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:47pm
  • Jesus isn't real, and Christian morality is the most dangerous oxymoron of them all. Now go troll elsewhere.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:35am
  • Just shove her head down

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:11pm
  • 12:30: yes! mine does too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:55pm
  • it's called porn.. you couldve disguised the fact that you didn't really know what ponytail was...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:01pm
  • Yeeeeeehaaaawwwww yall. -pigtail pony.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:38pm
  • i looooove having my ponytail pulled , or my hair played with, it feels amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:48pm
  • 12:33 12:06 is a female. Pulling hair during blow jobs makes it harder to give said blow job. It's better to have hair pulled during sex, or anything else for that matter. And any basic knowledge of porn or dirty jokes would have a person exposed to the pig tails as handlebars analogy, making it more associated with doggy style. The OP is still a dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:53pm
  • i think people seem to be missing the main point here - pig tails have been out of fashion since like, the 80's or 90's! why do people still wear them!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:09pm
  • You all are missing the point. He got head! Good job man!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:31pm
  • Ya. Why are you pulling? Are you trying to remove the her head from the situation? This text is dumb. 12:06 stop creeping everyone out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:18pm
  • i looooove having my ponytail pulled , or my hair played with, it feels amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:47pm
  • 1230 - I do this to my girl all the time. Two purposes. 1) Most girls are horrible at sucking dick and thats one way to get them into it and 2) It's awesome to see a girl gagging on my dick when she cant take it. Sorry to sound douchey, but it's just bring honest.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:28pm
  • Nope, I'm 12:06 and will remain so through the remainder of the day. - 12:06

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:10pm
  • I think someone needs a hug.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:02pm
  • 12:53, I am very much male. 12:59, why am I an imbecile again? Because I like the woman keeping her full attention on my length? Shit, man, if you don't have that down by 19 years old, you're doing something terribly, terribly wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:08pm
  • 12:11, anything I can do to facilitate your full attention on my 9 incher is good enough for me. - 12:06

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:52pm
  • have you guys never heard of the joke.. "Whats a blonde w/ pigtails...." ".... a blowjob w/ handle bars"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:49pm
  • you fucking 12 yr old knobs. get a fuckin life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:03pm
  • does anyone else's bf have to thrust his hips in order to cum?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:30pm
  • If she doesnt want to meet the brown eye, use her hair for leverage. Kinda like a steering wheel. Rimjob John

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:02pm
  • Pig tail grabbing is for when your trying to stick it in the pigs asshole but it keeps hitting your dick with the tail Dr.anal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:31pm
  • I used to have long hair down to my hips and my bf would wrap it around his hand and guide me up and down his length. It was great because I get excited when my hair is pulled.

    Submitted by janesaddiction on Sep 10, 10 at 7:38pm
  • i looooove having my ponytail pulled , or my hair played with, it feels amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:48pm
  • Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:56pm
  • Im all about having my hair pulled, anything hair related actually...esp for no reason, like when ny bf pets my head and then decides to grab a handful and yank me over...think I just came a little...

    Submitted by silverosepetals on Apr 19, 10 at 3:08pm
  • Ah yes representing the 405! I feel ya bro

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:56pm
  • Amen 5:09!! Who wears pig tails? I haven't seen them for ages.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:37pm
  • i looooove having my ponytail pulled , or my hair played with, it feels amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:48pm
  • pony tail is only one, pig tails are two pony tails

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:38am
  • 9:41 ur an ass and ur gonna get caught but I agree with the kinky girl-I love that stuff! I purposefully wear pigtails so my bf will pull them...during doggy style too, it's like having reins...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:18pm
  • Grab it and make it painful. The Admiral

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:04pm
  • Nope, nine incches solid. - 12:06 ¿jealous much? :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:13pm
  • 3:32 bitch wont bite down if theres a knife to her throat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:42pm
  • Everyone in the 12 o' clock hour- Go fuck yourselves

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:26pm
  • I don't have a very big cock but I'm proud of every foot The Admiral

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:22am
  • Pigtails are still in style cus guys dig them, dummies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 7:37pm
  • Homos who type "In Soviet Russia" Go fuck Yourselves

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:30pm
  • i like "--the captain" (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:57pm