so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
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It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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