She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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