My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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