Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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