You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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