U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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