it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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