are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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