Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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