Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
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I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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