I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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