Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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