after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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