garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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