just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I have feelings that need drinking.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
i think my cat just said my name.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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