I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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