Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
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I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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