Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
My pussy is not your playground.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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