God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
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