I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I want you more than these girls want KFC
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
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No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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