the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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