are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
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Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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