I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
You ate ashes out of my bong
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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