well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
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Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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