Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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