You're so nebulous sometimes
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
