Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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