I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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