whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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