So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
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Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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