You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
i out mim tonsoeep
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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