belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Church boner. Awkwardddd
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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