living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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