So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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