summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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