I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
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We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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