I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
