We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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