hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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