I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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