Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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