We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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