quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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