Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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