So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Slut skills are useful in every country.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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