He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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